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Re: Lidt at grine af...
« Svar #1725 Dato: Jun 13, 2009, 20:19:05 »
IRISH SAUSAGES

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's
shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we
don't have any money at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and
two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know
how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy replied,
with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through
my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' The barman
noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for
free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of
this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I
lost the sausage in.'
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Citat Brian Johnson, forsanger i AC/DC " It makes your arse go like a rabbits nose", sagt da han taler om en gammel Bentley med speederen i midten, og hvordan man får det når man tager fejl af pedalerne lige før et sving..

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Re: Lidt at grine af...
« Svar #1726 Dato: Jun 13, 2009, 20:21:11 »
A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.

The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call for me?' The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?' She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.

It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel, eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.

Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.

Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man. 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.

'You must be new,' answered the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.

The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.

'Here 's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'

'But Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'

'Listen lady,' he replied, 'I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 25 times a day. I'm outta here.'
-:Marck:-

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Citat Brian Johnson, forsanger i AC/DC " It makes your arse go like a rabbits nose", sagt da han taler om en gammel Bentley med speederen i midten, og hvordan man får det når man tager fejl af pedalerne lige før et sving..

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Re: Lidt at grine af...
« Svar #1727 Dato: Jun 15, 2009, 19:19:12 »
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mvh Mark Nygaard

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Re: Lidt at grine af...
« Svar #1730 Dato: Jun 15, 2009, 22:17:05 »
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
Suzuki SV1000N V2 Power AKA The Black Beast <----- SOLGT :(

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Re: Lidt at grine af...
« Svar #1731 Dato: Jun 15, 2009, 22:55:08 »
Citat fra: "eichmeier"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1XRg11kgxM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvlog.dk%2Fpage%2F4%2F&feature=player_embedded" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Fnis:

kasperztar (4 days ago)
sangen er nice nok (: men seriøst pump noget jern.
   brilleaben (1 day ago)  
   Hvorfor? Kan du godt lide pumpede piger? (:
Mvh. Carsten - 12v.dk

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Re: Lidt at grine af...
« Svar #1732 Dato: Jun 16, 2009, 01:28:02 »










Honda Civic 2006 1,8 Sport
Ex. 206 XS HDi '01 med 177KKM

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Re: Lidt at grine af...
« Svar #1733 Dato: Jun 16, 2009, 17:55:33 »
Sådan skal der grilles!!

Efter en lang og kold vinter, er sommeren endelig over os.
Derfor skal vi lige genopfriske etiketten omkring denne
sublime udendørs madlavningsform, da det er den eneste
form for madlavning rigtige mænd foretager sig - formentlig
fordi der er et element af fare involveret.

RUTINE:
1. Kvinden køber maden
2 . Kvinden laver salat, forbereder grøntsager og laver dessert.
3 . Kvinden forbereder kødet, marinerer og placerer det på en bakke sammen med krydderier, saucer, grillbestik M.v og bringer det til manden der står ude ved grillen med en øl i hånden.
Vigtigt :
4. Manden placerer kødet på grillen.

Mere rutine :
5. Kvinden går ind for at forberede og gennemføre borddækningen.
6. Kvinden kommer ud for at fortælle manden, at kødet er ved at brænde på. Han siger tak , ..og beder hende hente endnu en øl mens han klarer situationen.
Vigtigt igen :
7. Manden tager kødet af grillen og rækker det til kvinden.

Rutine igen :
8. Kvinden forbereder tallerkner, salat, brød, tilbehør, og saucer og sætter det på bordet.
9. Efter måltidet rydder kvinden bordet og vasker op.
10. Alle roser manden for det dejlige måltid.
11. Manden spørger kvinden om hun har nydt sin fridag, og konkluderer på reaktionen......... at kvinder er umulige at stille tilfredse
Mvh/  Steffen Olesen

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Re: Lidt at grine af...
« Svar #1734 Dato: Jun 16, 2009, 19:33:26 »
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Re: Lidt at grine af...
« Svar #1735 Dato: Jun 16, 2009, 19:35:15 »
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Re: Lidt at grine af...
« Svar #1737 Dato: Jun 16, 2009, 20:31:49 »
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $25,000 a year and you get $160,000 when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running!"
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Re: Lidt at grine af...
« Svar #1738 Dato: Jun 17, 2009, 08:03:58 »
Russisk talentshow
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Re: Lidt at grine af...
« Svar #1739 Dato: Jun 17, 2009, 10:23:38 »
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